Teacher: “Why couldn’t you do homework?”
Me: I was watching something important
thanks dan!! now we’re both old men!
Britney Spears | Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party
LA | 3.2.14
Getting ready to go to Elton and David’s party! Love this amazing event that’s for a great cause :)
once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying