once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying

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…because a beautiful girl like you deserves it.
Happy Birthday Michaela!!! Lots of love, from your other mean half, Sean xoxo

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my life.

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